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We’ve been at it a while. Here’s some memorable moments through the years
Aug 2023
Rare footage of early rushes from The Last Waltz have recently surfaced. Scorcese’s diary records ‘I always wondered who that bozo was who turned up at the sound check’.
Following recent discussions with The Kevs about shooting their 17 hour epic biopic, the penny eventually dropped and he’s now put a name to the face. The biopic is currently ‘on hold’.
Dec 2022
We’ll be buttering muffins at Late Night Shopping and previewing our new single. Coming to a street corner near you…if you live in Lewes.
2020
The Kevs never shy away from difficult topics but always handle them with sensitivity. When Donald Trump’s advisors were wondering how best to break the news of his election defeat, we were of course happy to answer the call with our customary tact.
2019
It’s tribute band ‘tastic these days, everyone is paying tribute, so we thought we’d best hop on the bandwagon.
1985
Live Aid: hello Wembley!
The Kevs have always understood the importance of charity work. Especially since Elton and Bono told us it was the only way to get a knighthood. Our charity work is always low-key. We only play small intimate fundraisers along with our closest friends. For reasons we can’t understand, the Palace has not yet been in touch.
1981
Sadly, Depeche Could Get Enough of Kev, who left shortly after this photo was taken and whose age discrimination claim, much like Kev himself, rumbles on.
1973
The Kevs said ‘Thank you for the music’ after what Benny thought was an autograph request led them to signing away the rights to a song.
1969
One of our earlier jams. Yoko rang and said ‘Everything is beautiful, the trees, Richard Nixon, even you gentlemen’. We heard her fella could play a few tunes but the only ones rockin’ the Hilton that day were the Kevs. Until security threw us out.
1968
Older Lewes residents might remember when The Floyd came to town, but those drug-hazed days may have clouded the memory of what really went down at the Town Hall.
Btw, Lewes FC – we’re still waiting for a thank you for the floodlights.
